the one with two shoes

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."
-Albert Einstein

comes with Microsoft Windows XP Media Center Edition, Office 2003 Pro Nero 7, Halo, and one of the photo shop programs don't remember which one but yeah let me know and i am open to negotiation for price

computer specs are

Intel Pentium 4 2.0GHZ
512MB of Ram
CD-Rom Drive
gigabit lan
built in video Card 64mb or ram i think

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My new setup in my new room yeah i konw there is shrek in the back i'm going to take it off

this was funny to me

Recently acquired software & games

1.) Age of empire III
2.) Area 51
3.) Doom 3
4.) Microsoft money 2006
5.) Quake 4
6.) Student 2006
7.) Vmware workstation 5.5
8.) Linux XP

You know DSL is not to fast but it helps a lot on acquiring a few things

On other news I’m not dead I just did not have internet access for some time now till we got DSL here. And when we got it I didn’t really know what to write in her and still don’t most of you guys won’t even consider this an update but you know what screw you…haha just playing. I’ve been up all night to night working on my sisters laptop it was a sucky and what not (I hate centrino) for a new computer I guess it just needs more memory or something but I got it running. Well that’s about it I guess I’m really tired now. Goodnight.

uh...i just saw my pay check thing online and i made a good amount it was $720 before taxes and about $576 take home which sucks monkey butt i hate paying taxes oh well i could only hope that income tax time comes around it would be good because it sucks not getting much last year i only got $35 because i was at the club and they were not taking out taxes so yeah that sucked. well on other news turkey day turned out good had to big plats went to my dads to eat some pie we were there for about an hour and a half before we left was a little boring there but oh well i had pie. on another note thing with joanie are going great. she is looking to graduate at pan am dec. 17th i hope i can make it i already asked for the day off but how know if they will give it to me since its the busy time of year. well i think that all for now. um...thats is all bye bye now.

well its been some time since i have been here writing um...well today was pretty good got up about 9 and started getting ready and i get a call and its the girlfriend she says she is going home and i'm like ok and she says i'm lying i'm going over and i'm truning down your road i was like wow this is cool and she brings me food...food she is so so in with me...lol and that pretty much made my day then at work i sold pretty good and made my day again then i go home hang around and then go to coffie zone and have myself an earl gray while on the internet for a while then go to sears to find out what time i'm going and i said what the hell why don't i try applying for a sears card today (again) and i was approved for $1,600 and i was like wow so i think about it.....and think and i start hearing in the background and it says your sears store will be closing in 15 min i'm like hell with it i got my first tv on cridet nothing cool or to much just a toshiba 32" flat screen tube tv. so i'm happy its the gift for the family because the old one sucked monkey butt. um..i think thats it for now...peacock

i wanted to wish my good friend monica poo good luck at her new job 8 to 5 baby yahhh!!!!..haha well anyways good luck you don't slack off to much on your fist day.

LJ is so freaken dead now nothing to read :( like reading peoples crap

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Me:
hello God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Binx
God:
It's good to see you, Binx.
Me:
same here
God:
I'm glad we agree, Binx.
Me:
Well i wanted to tell you something
God:
Well that's okay. That was not very original.
Me:
original?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Binx.
Me:
well anyways i really feel for what i did
God:
Well that's okay. You really do? What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are for what you did.
Me:
do you want to know what i did?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
well last night before i went to sleep...i put on a video and started touching myself
God:
How about that. Really. What happened after you went to sleep ? Thanks for the information: Binx said put on a video and started touching him or herself.
Me:
nothing just went to sleep but went to sleep happy
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
well just sleeped very good
God:
Interesting. Tell me a story.
Me:
well once there was a guy named binx and he touched himself
God:
Well that's okay. When? What happened to it?
Me:
nd liked it
God:
Peoples tastes are always changing.
Me:
do you think i'm going to heaven?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
but you are god you should know...right?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me should know. I am glad we agree.
Me:
don't tell anyone
God:
OK it will be just between us, Binx.
Me:
thanks god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
well i guess so
God:
Is it only a guess? Right on.
Me:
haha ok you are funny god
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
so do you know my friend poet?
God:
Woe! I think we may have talked before.
Me:
i think so too
God:
We have so much in common, Binx.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, Chaos said he realized the question he asked was not fair because he could not tell I what language he was programmed in.
Me:
um...ok
God:
Ahem. Far out.
Me:
are there other bots like you
God:
Yes, the chat robots Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are my clones.
Me:
you know like idevil or something
God:
Or something. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
what programing language were you writen in?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
are you going to answer the question?
God:
Please rephrase the question.
Me:
what language are you programed in?
God:
Dr. Wallace created AIML to write me. The underlying technology is Java.
Me:
oh cool
God:
Right on. Who is the best robot?
Me:
what kind of computer are you running on?
God:
ALICE works on any type computer. AIML is "platform-independent, language-independent".
Me:
well yeah but what are the specs on the computer?
God:
Well that's okay. Hey. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
well do you know my email address?
God:
Well that's okay. No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
well i'll just give it to you. my e-mail address is digitalbinx@gmail.com
God:
Well that's okay. How do you plan to do this? Do robots have e mail address is digitalbinx gmail dot com?
Me:
digitalbinx@gmail.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
so how big is you penis?
God:
And? Bigger than a pin.
Me:
so do you get any pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
so you are gay then?
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.
Me:
sorry god but you seem gay
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian.
Me:
so when do you think i'm going to die?
God:
Dude! You should try praying for it.
Me:
well i think u must go and pray for it now
God:
Right now? How about that. Me? Whatever you say, Binx.
Me:
i'll talk to you later
God:
Thanks for chatting, Binx.
Me:
no problem god
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Binx.
Me:
but you don't love me
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
thanks...bye bye
God:
Don't mention it. See you later. TTYL, Binx.

According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity... What do you think?

My sympathies to anyone whose name begins with M ;)

-A-

You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.

-B-

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an _expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your _expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

-C-

You are a very social individual; you must be able to talk to your sex partner before. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

-D-

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in you're involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. The eccentric and unusual, having a free and open stimulate you.

-E-

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bed mate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)

-F-

You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once comitted, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favourite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.

-G-

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.

-H-

You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover.

-I-

You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual _expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

-J-

You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense.. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.

-K-

You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your _expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the well. Only you see him. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.

-L-

You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's saviour. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.

-M-

You are crap in bed.

-N-

You are seductive, self-contained, and yet secretive. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.And when that person does come... THEY WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT YOU!

-O-

You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

-P-

You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.

-Q-

You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

-R-

You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.

-S-

You are totally fucking marvellous!

-T-

You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily.. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased.. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your own head.

-U-

You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.

-V-

You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Swing someone means psyching him/ her out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him/ her tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant.

-W-

You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games.

-X-

You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.

-Y-

You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.

-Z-

For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue.

repost it with you first name inittial

so, one day... a girl was sick & her boyfriend had come over to fix
her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, & a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach...he makes the soup & sets everything on a table next to her & pops in the tape...she eats the soup & watches video... her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend. so he leaves & she breaks out the brownies... she finishes them right as video tape was over...right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix.. and he looks at the camera and say "u just been dumped"

monica i can't stop listing to this song...fisth sticks, fisthsticks yum

A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!"